Entry 7:

Melt in your mouth and not in your hand, my butt!!! I sat down with a packet of peanut m & m's this morning and tested this stupid theory. It's a load of crap! In less than a minute the first one began to go gooey. And what about that coloured shell? That stuff makes your palm go all colours of the rainbow. I tried teaching the little buggers to sing and dance like the ones on the TV, and they won't do that either. I'm going to write and complain. As soon as I've finished this packet.


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