SILLY SHORTS
These stories often begin as a strange idea or sentence. First they're written longhand in a book, usually in one sitting. If a story has potential (or is coherent enough, as with some of the earlier examples!), I then rewrite it on computer and it becomes a Silly Short. Oh, and in case you find yourself wondering, no -- I wasn't "on" anything when I wrote these ;)| 26 | "Deepest Impressions" | A mysterious painter who has an uncanny ability. |
| 25 | "Mr. Sockforahead Doesn't Live Here Anymore" | The evil sock-puppet returns from the dead... again! |
| 24 | "When You Wish Upon A Chocolate Bar" | A casino patron who's down on his luck discovers a very unlikely genie. |
| 23 | "On The Spot Orchestra" | Meet Gim Gibbly, who bravely risks life and limb to provide a score to the nightly news. |
| 22 | Infiltration At The North Pole | A Silly Shorts Christmas special, as it were! Find out what really goes on in Santa's workshop. |
| 21 | "Organ Grinder" | Times are tough for organ-grinder Pasquale Serdivici. |
| 20 | "Jelly Trekkin'" | When jelly trekkin' in cactus country, beware! |
| 19 | "Gnomes Don't Live In Thorn Bushes!" | Or do they? |
| 18 | "The Return Of Mr. Sockforahead" | The evil sock puppet returns! Who better to usher in the new html story format! Illustrated, to boot! |
| 17 | "Interview With God" | Find out what the big dude has to say after millenia of silence. |
| 16 | "Fart Auction" | Come on down and put in a bid! A finer day out there has never been. |
| 15 | "Sandwichmaker Of The North" | What do you do when you've got a sasquatch on your tail, and you have a sled-load of sandwich-fixin's to deliver? |
| 14 | "Hotel Nowhere" | What do you do when you're stranded in the woods? Look for the nearest hotel, of course. |
| 13 | "Death Of A Sock Puppet" | This one speaks for itself. |
| 12 | "Promised Land" | A man with two swine badly needs transportation. What did you expect? It's silly. |
| 11 | Viruscan! Viruscan! | A story that was actually considered for publication (shock! horror!) About a pesky computer virus with delusions of grandeur. |
| 10 | "More True Confessions" | This time around find out what The Energizer Bunny, Mr. Clean, Toucan Sam, Tarzan, and Lassie have to say. |
| 09 | "True Confessions" | The show that has the dirt on Pop-n-fresh, Mr. Ed, Popeye, Superman, and Gumby. |
| 08 | "Voyage Of The Scunge Scavenger Part 2" | What will become of the Scunge Scavenger in the sewers? |
| 07 | "Voyage Of The Scunge Scavenger Part 1" | The dishwater is nothing but murk, will the crew of the Scunge Scavenger make it to the bottom of the sink? |
| 06 | "Fantabulous Fondue Fluffup" | Where did Zigwop's fondue spoon go? And who is that mysterious duck? |
| 05 | "Sportsocks" | Come on down to the parking lot and watch the Socky game! |
| 04 | "Food Guy" | The tastiest Superhero that ever lived. |
| 03 | "Bollong's Beanbag" | The Uglumps have captured Bollong's Beanbag. What will he do? |
| 02 | "Watching The Wonods" | Wonod watchers, grab your gear and go in search of these elusive creatures! |
| 01 | "King of the Door-To-Door Salesmen" | Meet the man who can sell you anything. |
All stories are Copyright (c) 1998 - 2003 by Joshua M. Blanc.