I went to the matinee at the theatre today. Atomic Monster #3 was showing. I
love that movie! This was the fifth time I'd gone to see it, so I had a bit of
fun. I carefully orchestrated hideous screams and loutish behaviour during the
good bits. You can do these things when you're a certified crazyperson.
At the end of the film, having consumed countless buckets of popcorn, I stayed to
watch the credits while everyone else left. The cleanup crew waited patiently
for me to leave, shaking their heads at the popcorn buckets strewn around me,
but I stayed there even after the credits had finished. "I paid good money to
see this film," I said, "and I wanna get my money's worth." They threw me out. I
think I'll take a super-soaker with me next weekend.