Entry 9:

I went to the matinee at the theatre today. Atomic Monster #3 was showing. I love that movie! This was the fifth time I'd gone to see it, so I had a bit of fun. I carefully orchestrated hideous screams and loutish behaviour during the good bits. You can do these things when you're a certified crazyperson.

At the end of the film, having consumed countless buckets of popcorn, I stayed to watch the credits while everyone else left. The cleanup crew waited patiently for me to leave, shaking their heads at the popcorn buckets strewn around me, but I stayed there even after the credits had finished. "I paid good money to see this film," I said, "and I wanna get my money's worth." They threw me out. I think I'll take a super-soaker with me next weekend.


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